Because people think i don’t write often…well they’re right. 

Heres my life in a jiffy right now. Theres this girl. :D 

E.T. you say! isn’t theres always a girl when it comes to you!??

True, but i know i’ve said it before but this girl is something else. She’s something that i don’t know what to do with? 

What E.T. What do you mean you don’t know what to do with her?

Well Tumblr. She’s as confident as me and has some weird ability to burn me speechless. To me that’s hot cause i don’t lost smack talk contest often so it’s fun when someone can do that to me. She also is one of those chicks that guys always talk about. You know that one! NO No No not THAT ONE but the other one. The one that listens and tries to understand you. The one that gets past your guard while never letting you drop it cause it seems that she wants you to become that better person that she knows you can be. 

Well E.T. What are you going to do about it? 

I don’t know, see i have this problem where i don’t get awkward in social situations. if anything i get crazier and more awesome when more of the spotlight hits me.  However, when this woman (her names woman cause i don’t like this feeling she gives me…it’s so 2000 and late) comes around i get all weak in the knees and i start doing that thing that guys do when they see the hot chick at one of those mall kiosk that try to sell them weird shit like a man purse. I Lose ALL CONFIDENCE. I go” uh HAHA funny teehee um yea sure” on the outside while i’m thinking things like “PRETTY, SO PRETTY, HIIIIIIIIII how you doing”

Wow it seems that you have a legit crush on this chick. She must be pretty awesome.

Iunno about that… well i think so at least i mean she has to be if she got past my guard.  

Well thats my life in a jiffy. quick ass post. told you i can write. i just like living more than i like writing, however this chick is dope enough that i can find the time to write about her cause at the moment i can’t find myself not thinking about her.